In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband."
"But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
"But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."
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Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...
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New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with
different women.
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Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
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Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later
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